Inbox #1

"Congratulations, my man! Big daddy Dronkers . . . holy shit.

Don't know if you've seen the movie "The Omen" or not (the original version), but if
that kid doesn't look like you, you might wanna check for the infamous "Mark
of the Beast" aka 666 birthmark (it could be under the hair!).

Those "crazy" supportive midwives might be Satan's own minions sent to protect
the fresh new anti-Christ. Keep an eye on them as they can communicate with
the child telepathically . . . yeah, dude. It's probably not a big deal,
but I warn all my new parent friends cause MAN, that would suck!

PS---Booby is one of my favorite foods too."