Kauai: Just The Facts

• Lodging: Townhouse in Princeville, North Shore Kauai
• Price: Free
  
• What This Place Kicks: Ass
• Example Set By It's Owner: Inspiring
  
• Times Locked Out Accidentally: 1
• Attitude: Aloha
  
• Weather: More clouds than sun, with some super-intense rain
• Flash Floods Escaped: 1
• Amt. Of Rain Leaked Into Rental Car Via Surf-Rack Straps: Approx. 3 Cups
  
• Surf Sessions: 3 1/2, in as many days
  
• Board: 9'6 Hap Jacobs epoxy noserider
• Noserides: 3
• Mustache Rides: 0
  
• Swell: NW 6 @ 12, E wind (offshore)
• Shark Advisories This Week: 1
• Shark Advisories This Decade: 1
  
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• Sasha Sleeping Pattern: Erratic
• Sara and Mike Sleeping Pattern: See above
• Most Reliable Pancake: Banana w/ Macadamia Nuts
  
• Wild Rooster Count: Unknown
• Closest 6o+ Half-Deaf Groovy Surfer/Diver: Next door
• Location of Skunky Odor: See above
• Hottest Trend on the Water: Stand-Up Paddle Surfing
• Worst Thing Since Surf Leashes (According To Codgers in the Lineup): See Above
• Radio Highlight: KKCR (Think tropical KMUD)
• Live Music Highlight: Melama Pono Allstars' saw-player
• Sasha Lowlight: Mike allowing the usually free-standing baby-framepack to topple over, face-first, in the sand with Sasha strapped in it
• Sasha Highlight: Flirting with chickens and catching her first wave
• Plans: Zero
• Chilling Level (Expressed as a Guitar Amp Setting): 11
  
• Number Of Perfectly Good But Empty Waves: Unknown